16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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