I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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