Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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