and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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