I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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