Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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