My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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