there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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