I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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