Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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