MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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