woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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