sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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