i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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