i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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