so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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