Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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