It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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