You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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