hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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