oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed