Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i think i just lost a toe
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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