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i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.