Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.