I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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