YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My first STD was from a foam party
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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