Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she was so not down for the gang bang
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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