We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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