we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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