I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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