What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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