the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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