please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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