Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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