very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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