handjob tips. give me some.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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