you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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