is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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