You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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