Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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