im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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