In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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