Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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