At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm at about main and main street
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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