Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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