I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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