This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
