Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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