North Korea, Best Korea!
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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