i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It's never too late to be topless.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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