I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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