You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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