I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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