I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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