no, he came in my armpit
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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