Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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