thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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