just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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