we're blogging at a bar
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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