She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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