I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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